Finally Some Good News: The Federal Government is Protecting us from Raw Milk

Don’t be fooled by the Abraham Lincoln look, this is the most dangerous man in America according to the Federal Government.

I don’t even know what to say. The federal government’s witch hunt against an Amish farmer who sold raw milk continues. Their tactics include surprise 5:00 am inspections and undercover agents going to the farmer’s residence in hopes of busting him with the contraband, which you know is as dangerous as heroin or meth amphetamine. In the end, the federal government won their thuggish battle against the small time Amish farmer that was selling the milk.

They have acquired enough evidence against the Pennsylvanian farmer to begin their court case against him. For the time being, Rainbow Acres Farm will no longer be able to sell their raw, unpasteurized milk.

Thank God for the federal government keeping us safe. Perhaps, they will start strip searches at airports and feeling old lady’s boobies up to protect us from radical Islamic terrorists or some scary guys wearing camouflage who shoot guns on their own private property. Oh, wait, the federal government is already doing that too.